In the black corner, weighing in at an even 300 milligrams, and making his first wrestling appearance since 1985, Big John Stud!
And his opponent, in the other black corner, Davy Boy, the Kid Dynamite!
Bamm! What a punch! I felt that up here.
Yes, it even rattled my skulls, Spidey, all 4 of them.
All 4 of them, what...oh, nevermind, I see.
Here comes the big legdrop!
Look's like Davy Boy is having KFC tonight. Some juicy thigh right there in the choppers!
Here we go, another over the roper.....
Slam!
One...Two....Three...Four....
Watch out!
Yogurt Fire......
Hey....I said watch it man!
Oh sorry Spidey, just a little indigestion there.....my bad.