In the left corner, weighing in at 287 milligrams, Adrian "the adorable" Adonis

 

 

 

And in the other corner, fresh from the corrugated hotel, M.U.S.C.L.E. Bum! a.k.a. the Vagrant!

 

 

Oh what an "adorable" love tap.

 

 

"Yoga pimp slap!"

 

 

 

Yoga chop to the chest!

Oh, he's just jealous because the Vagrant has a bigger chest than he does.....

 

 

 

I feel a spin kick coming on.....

Oh, is that like a Chun Li "whirlwind kick!" ?

 

 

 

Uh, no Dhalsim. More like a "Yoga" foot to the face, see!

Oh, I wonder if those yeast cultures on his feet can be used to enhance my yogurt flames?

Uh, yeah, they're probably quite flammable, judging form the smell.

 

 

 

Ouch! I wonder when the last time that guy washed his feet?

Who knows, Spidey, but it's probably alot more recent than the Bum's washed anything.

 

 

 

I see what you mean Dhalsim, is that mold I see growing on his back?

 

 

Ooh, mold is good for yogurt cultures.....Yogurt Flame!

 

Hey, hey, hey! Watch it with that fireball buddy. This suit is made of spandex, you know!

 

 

 

Look's like he's gonna toss him out of the ring.

And through the ropes. Not over them.

 

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