The Great Blue ZorG ZorD

World Exclusive Interview with Nippon Gene

(Barbara Walters, eat your Zord out!)

Nippon Gene:

Mr. ZorD, now that you have registered as a crossover character with Kinniku-M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestling, what do you expect to gain here? Also, can you give the viewers a little background on your self?

Blue ZorG ZorD (secret identity unrevealed):

I am Blue Zord, most powerful muscle man, most rare, smartest, wisest, cutest of all you tiny weaklings, hail me, bow to me, for I am "Blue Zord!!!!!!!!'

See my mighty fist raised high??? huh, do you not understand what that means? It means I am going to open a can of whoop ass on all of you wimps.

Heckler from the studio audience (arforbes):

Hey Blue Zord!
How did you get 10000 Posts? I think you are a fake. You just joined as member #44 and have 10000 posts. Legend my ass! If you were a true legend, you would be member number 0 or negative something!

Blue ZorG ZorD (secret identity unrevealed):

You question me simpleton? I am ZORD!!!!!!!!! Leader of the royal blue rare muscle army, emperor of the million hotties, owner of much questionable adult material, and father of the two super rares, Niku and Piku with fists raised in anger!!!!

Nippon Gene:

It has been said by the scholars of the ancient Kinniku-tongue that bluezorg meant:

A. Something that is hyped up to be WAY more than it really is. (read bullshit description)
i.e. "Check out that auction, what a effing blue zord."

OR as Doc Moore put it:
when someone is being a total ass or dummy, we can say something like stop being a "blue zord"
 

Blue ZorG ZorD (secret identity unrevealed):

How dare you peasants mock me, I will have my revenge!!! 

Nippon Gene:

ZorD, there are rumors that you will appear in an upcoming episode of KMW. Is this true?

Blue ZorG ZorD (secret identity unrevealed):

Ahaahaahaahaa I look forward to seeing who's ass I kick in the next episode (hmmm.. this may be a good time to skip town) I will crush him!!! (what am i saying?). Nobody is safe especially you fragile prissy pants kids (damn it, I am digging a hole here). I will bring my millions of followers and create an army that will prevail (wait a sec, i have no friends). Don't touch me, cause I'm electric, and if you touch me you'll get shocked (oops, not my line, stole that from Beastie boys). See my four horns? I will smash you with them (too bad its a hat). I will squash you with my fist raised in anger (I hope I don't break a nail). I will see you there little ones (if I don't hide under my bed that day). Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Nippon Gene:

Well folks, that does it for our World Exclusive Interview with the Great Blue ZorD! See you in 2 weekends for Round 15 of the tournament!