Here are our first two contestants tonight, Kimosabe and Hole.....
Hole? What kind of name is Hole?
Well Hobgoblin, I do believe that it is quite fitting. Wouldn't you agree?
Yeah, but like I said, What kind of name is that? Was his mother an acid when she gave birth, or what?
Kimosabe already hacking away with his patented Tomahawk Chop! And in comes Super Muscle and Biker Man
Nice of them to drop in, don't you think Jetfire?
Another Tomahawk for Kimosabe.....
while Super wastes no time in rushing Biker Man.
Aha, here come Sunshine.
Now Sunshine is a name that a man could get used to, but Hole?
Jumping right into the fray.....
What a leap of faith!
KraaaKOOM!
Hey, I wonder if that registered on the richter scale?
I don't know Hobgoblin, but my sensors do indicate a 2.5 on my readouts.
Hey, it's Gorilla Monsoon!
Wasn't that guy in that old boring wrestling association....WWF. The World Weenies Foundation.
I believe it's World WRESTLING Foundation, Hobgoblin.
Yeah, I knew that.
Hey how'd Lancelot get in the ring?
I don't know Jetfire, but Gorilla's about to put a damper on his flexing show.
Yeah, that's not quite smart. Showing off to the crowd in a ring of people who want to knock you out.